He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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