Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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