paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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