this beer tastes like vomit already
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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