Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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