The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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