The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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