I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize