i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can