So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.