Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest