Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
