She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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