Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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