your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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