I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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