I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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