talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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