i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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