If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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