Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
