But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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