Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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