Dual....:-)
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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