But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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