I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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