how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You made out with two different species that night
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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