What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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