A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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