Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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