The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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