Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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