You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize
