my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
