you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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