Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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