At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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