Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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