we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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