her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Can I color on your dick again?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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