It's Friday. Sex?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
my being single is dangerous.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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