The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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