don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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