Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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