his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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