i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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