today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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