how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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