Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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