so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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