i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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