okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Hippo gnu deer
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
