super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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