I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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