ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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