STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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